Never Was a Cowboy
I never was a cowboy but I’m sometimes a rambling man
Sleeping on the backroads and traveling through the mountains and the meadowlands.
The country is big and the country is good
But I haven’t seen as much of it as I probably should.
Still, I’ve learned to be a liar and I bet I could fake it as a ranch hand.
I never was a cowboy but I’m sometimes a singer of songs.
Sometimes it feels alright, and sometimes it feels all wrong.
When I am doubtful, will you be my relief?
I’ll live like a gambler or die like a thief
who bets on you all day, and steals from you all night long.
Chorus:
We do not want want,
We do not need need,
But we sure do love love,
We love love indeed.
I never was a cowboy but I walked through many a field
Waiting for the secrets of the wealthy to be magically revealed.
As I trespass in pastures worth millions of dollars
I come across mastiffs with brass plated collars
And for every wound they’ve caused, there’s another wound that they have healed.
I never was a cowboy but I also never worked a 9 to 5.
A man who wears a saddle, they say, is only halfway alive.
I won’t put on neckties and I can’t use spreadsheets
So I look like a beggar and I act like a deadbeat
But it’s noon on a Tuesday and I think I might go for a drive.
[to Chorus]
I never was a cowboy but I’m sometimes a folk balladeer.
That’s as close as anybody gets who lives around here.
I could hit the road again, I may in March or April
Because the house is always empty and the neighbors are so hateful
But springtime is coming and the green grass is starting to appear.
I never was a cowboy but love is running through my veins
Brighter than the sunshine and wider than the great western pains
Please don’t be a drought to me and choke the ground with turpentine
Can’t you be my patroness, will you be my valentine?
I’m looking at you the way that flowers look at long-awaited rains
[to Chorus]
I never was a cowboy but a part of me still loves the lord
It’s the part of my body where my hope of salvation is stored
With riding and roping I’m only a beginner,
And you’re such a beauty, I don’t feel like a sinner
But they’re going to string me up by the loop at the end of their cord.
I never was a cowboy but sometimes I live on the run.
They act like my sandals are pistols, and my hope is a shotgun
Through valleys and canyons, through alleys and avenues,
A man needs his lies like a horse needs his shoes,
And I never was a cowboy, but sometimes I feel like one.